February 9, 2010

Hello @fatroll. It’s me, Jenni

Filed under: Challenges, Dieting, Fails, exercise — Tags: , , — Jenni @ 10:15 am

I don’t particularly like admitting this, but the blog is all about transparency and accountability, so here I go.

Maybe it’s stress and a combination of utter laziness but I have completely stopped watching what I eat, haven’t worked out regularly in more than two months (current three times a week versus the five-to-six I was doing in Round 1) and I seemingly don’t care.

Until today. Amazing how all it takes is that previously perfect-fitting pair of jeans to show signs of trouble that knock you out of your funk. That and my Super Bowl gut bomb of cake, hamburgers and chicken wings resulted in a very upset stomach the following morning.

So, meet a newly energized Jenni — who is currently stuffed into a pair of too-tight jeans. After laying in bed this morning after snoozing through my morning workout, I came up with a plan. Starting TODAY (no, not the “Oh, I’ll start tomorrow”):

  • No more soda. Ironic, given Ashley posted her thoughts on giving up soda this morning.
  • No more sweets until final weigh-in come June. UNLESS I am celebrating someone’s birthday or for my wedding anniversary coming up in March. That means no more cupcakes or Gourdough’s.
  • No overdosing on meat. Maybe I was inspired by the Man vs. Food Super Bowl episode, but celebrating the Saints’ win Sunday, I have never eaten so much meat. From now on, less carbs, more veggies — and no ODing on protein. It gives me the sweats, and kills my tummy.
  • Back to working out five days a week. Ugh. My couch and bed are so comfy when I get home from work that I don’t want to get back out and run, go to the gym, hit the pool. No more excuses. I don’t want a @fatroll again. Yuck.

So, to help keep me accountable, I’m going to post my food intake and workouts over at my personal blog — jennijewel.blogspot.com. No reason to clutter up this site with that stuff. And if I don’t post one day, I honestly expect you guys to call me out on it.

I will look good in that bikini, dangit.

The Truth About Diet Coke

Filed under: Dieting, Round 3 — lovelyladyash @ 8:07 am

Two of my New Year’s resolutions for 2010 involve food (shocker!).  I gave up soda (meaning Diet Coke and Coke Zero) and am attempting to add as little salt to my food as possible.  Ask Jenni, both of these are tough for me.

A month into 2010 I’m doing well.  I haven’t indulged in even one Diet Coke and I rarely grab the salt shaker.  I’m pretty proud of myself and am actually surprised that this hasn’t been harder.

I recently received some interesting info on my favorite carbonated beverage from Andrew, one of our bootcamp instructors, that I thought the @fatroll readers might find interesting…

8 Diet Coke Claims You’ll Want to Know About

Diet Coke — the best-selling sugar-free soft drink in the country — has spawned a cult-like following among Americans. Some even swear they’re addicted to the stuff. But rumors abound about the drink’s health effects, some blatantly false and some surprisingly true. Can you separate fact from urban legend?
1. People have grown deathly ill from drinking cans of Diet Coke with dirty tops.
Myth. Legend has it that the lethal hantavirus spreads to humans when they drink soda contaminated by the droppings of warehouse rats or mice. True, humans can catch the hantavirus from rodent waste, but there are no known cases of a person getting it from unclean Diet Coke cans (or any food packaging). Still, it’s a good idea to wipe icky stuff off the top before popping it.
2. Diet Coke is 99% water.
Fact. One Diet Coke ad actually brags about this. The marketing strategy behind the ad hinges on the idea that anything that is mostly water can’t be bad for you. (Not true. Insecticides are often mostly water.) What’s important is what makes up that other 1%.
3. Diet Coke’s sweetener was developed as an ant poison and is therefore hazardous.
Myth. Aspartame, the artificial sweetener in Diet Coke, was created by a chemist working on an ulcer drug. The compound doesn’t kill ants or short-circuit their nervous systems, as legend has it. Even if those things were true, they wouldn’t prove that aspartame is dangerous to humans, since many products that aren’t toxic to us (like black pepper) do repel ants.
4. Diet Coke exacerbates arthritis.
Myth. In fact, the aspartame in Diet Coke may actually ease arthritis! Studies of people with osteoarthritis or a mix of rheumatoid and osteoarthritis found that aspartame relieved their pain and helped their joints move more fluidly. (Note: The studies weren’t done specifically with Diet Coke.)
5. Drinking Diet Coke while eating Mentos candies can create a mildly explosive reaction in your body.
Fact! Luckily, you can’t consume enough to cause a major internal eruption. Yet some very sticky people have had a wild and crazy time creating geysers that shoot over 10 feet high, including a mini version of the Bellagio fountains in Las Vegas that involved hundreds of candies and 200 liters of Diet Coke (we’re not kidding). How does it work? Certain types of Mentos have a microscopically rough surface that, when combined with the carbon dioxide in Diet Coke (or any soda), seems to create an insane number of bubbles. Pressure builds FAST and — boom! Watch it happen.
6. Drinking Diet Coke can cause or worsen multiple sclerosis symptoms.
Myth. The Multiple Sclerosis Foundation has debunked this falsehood, as have the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and other organizations. The notion that Diet Coke can cause neurological disorders may be based on an observation years ago by the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), which found that, in some people, aspartame seemed linked to mild neurological problems, such as headaches and moodiness. However, the CDC found that these symptoms are mild and affect most people, not just diet soda drinkers.
7. Diet Coke isn’t 0 calorie.
Myth. Contrary to Web rumors, Diet Coke does not have 40 or more calories, and the company does not get to call its drink calorie-free in exchange for paying big ol’ fines to the FDA. Drinks can only be called “calorie-free” if they have fewer than 5 calories; Diet Coke has less than 1.
8. Diet Coke may cause cancer.
A big maybe. Arguments about an aspartame–cancer connection have flared for years. Recently, Italian researchers concluded that aspartame does increase certain cancers in rats, including breast cancer. But the scientific truism applies: Rats aren’t people. And more than 200 studies, including one conducted by the National Cancer Institute in 2006 that involved humans, have found no evidence of this. Still, suspicious groups remain, including the Center for Science in the Public Interest, an ardent consumer-advocacy group. What to do? Drink responsibly — and we don’t mean downing the FDA’s “acceptable” max of 21 cans of aspartame-sweetened soda a day for a 165-pound adult. Inside all the research, there’s an informal consensus that, for adults, a can a day is likely to do no harm.

February 8, 2010

@fatroll BS Alert: Models claiming to eat Burgers during shoots

Filed under: Dieting, Fails, Fashion, Hot Bods, exercise — Tags: , , , — Jenni @ 2:28 pm

The Associated Press is reporting that the swimsuit bible (better known as the yearly Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition) is coming out tomorrow.

Given our “we’re all in a swimsuit” Round 3 challenge, I figured they might have some helpful tips for posing, choosing the appropriate suit, etc.

Instead I read this BS:

Models say they ramp up their workouts, but they don’t necessarily “diet.”

“Sports Illustrated doesn’t want us skinny,” says model Julie Henderson, who is making her fourth appearance in the magazine. “They want us to portray a woman’s body.”

When Damaris Lewis showed up in Palm Springs, Calif., for her shoot, the first stop she made was an In-N-Out Burger fast-food joint.

Smith says eating on the set is encouraged, noting that they’re often in remote locations with not much else to do but work, visit the hotel spa — and enjoy a good meal.

As I choked on my kale and salmon reading this, I wondered why these women felt the need to flat out lie? I mean, just be honest to those of us who struggle to eat 1,300 cloaries or less when we’re dieting and look NOTHING like that.

All I can say is this — those women aren’t portraying a real woman’s body. They’re portraying childhood fantasies — for both men and women. (i.e. 14-year-old pimply boys who think they’re going to get with that and 14-year-old girls who think if they starve themselves enough and pull a DJ Tanner, they’ll end up like that).

So — is the SI swimsuit model statement Fact or @fatroll Fiction?

Weak sauce.

February 5, 2010

Breaking @fatroll News: Man Spanx

Filed under: Fashion — Tags: , — Jenni @ 11:31 am

Yes. It’s true. Now your man can be as uncomfortable, but deceptively thin, as you.

@fatroll boys, you can now pre-order your Spanx undershirts that claim to:

  • Firm your chest (no more man boobs!)
  • Flatten your stomach (no more beer belly!)
  • Improve your posture (no more Egore-esque poses on Facebook!)
  • Support your lower back (no more complaining about how your beer belly is causing your lower back to hurt!)

For $55-58, you too can hide those rock hard abs (seriously, you can see the six-packs of the guys through the shirt… ladies, take a look at some of the other views) with a regular crew shirt, v-neck or wife beater.

OMG, could you imagine seeing the wife beater on some tool at the gym?! HIGHlarious!

[Thanks, CocoPerez for the heads up. Image from Spanx.com.]

February 1, 2010

The Numbers Don’t Lie

Filed under: Challenges — Tags: , , , , — gloriakt @ 10:00 am

We’ve posted the rules for round 3, and as we’ve revealed, all of us will be in a bikini at the end. We’ve also upped the ante by including a new – more accurate – set of numbers.

Image provided by enthusiast_rocks

Thanks to Kim at 24 Hour Fitness (the William Cannon location in Austin) for the help. She’s a fantastic master trainer who is very knowledgeable of what it really means to be healthy.

For this round, we’re including all of our numbers and most importantly, our body mass index (BMI) measurements. BMI is a measure of body fat based on height and weight that applies to both adult men and women.This along with your waist circumference and overall weight are great indicators of your health. If you’re curious about your BMI, check out this online calculator.

Here is how our’s break down:

Round 3 Beginning Numbers (1/27/10)
Measurement Jenni Ashley Meredith Kristine
Neck 12.5″ 12.1″ 12″ 12.25″
Bicep 10.75″ 11.75″ 10.1″ 9.75″
Forearm 9.1″ 9.25″ 8.8″ 8.5″
Chest 33.8″ 36.5″ 32.25″ 32.6″
Waist 33.5″ 30.25″ 29″ 30.25″
Hips 39.25″ 41″ 37″ 35″
Thigh 17.5″ 19.75″ 17″ 17″
Calves 12.875″ 15″ 13.75″ 13.75″
Weight 144.6 161.2 119.6 120
Update 32.9% 25.1% 26.5% 30.2%

Fascinating, right? The numbers indeed do not lie. Here are a couple of interesting tid-bits:

  • We all weighed-in much higher than our final numbers from round 2. Oh, the reality is exposed.
  • As expected, Ms. Ashley is kicking butt with the lowest BMI body fat % amongst the group. In fact, she’s the closest to the “fit” category. Here’s how you should interpret the BMI body fat %numbers (for adult women only):
    • Essential Fat: 10-13%
    • Athletes: 14-20%
    • Fit: 21-24%
    • Acceptable: 25-31%
    • Unhealthy: +32%
  • Women should fall into 23% to be considered healthy and fit.
  • For those that want those six-pack abs during bikini season, you have to fall in the athlete section.
  • I realized that despite losing a lot of weight the past couple of months, I’ve also lost a lot of muscle. Sad.

We’ll be continuing these measurements every month to keep ourselves accountable along with our weekly weigh-ins. Round 3 is officially underway and looks like for some of us *ahem – myself* have some work to do.

UPDATE: We’re slightly dumb. Kim just sent us an e-mail saying she measured our body fat percentage, not our BMI. Maybe that makes us feel a little better? We still have too much fat!

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